Patrick: EAST??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID Wiist!
Mr. Krabs: You mean West Patrick? YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN.
almost forgot about that.
I'm not even sure what happened last night.
I got zooked.
jennisonfire replied to your chat: sussed my jersey shore reunion LOL forget about it, it’s your life. LOL i know right. But in all seriousness I was only kidding, my father is very supportive was even letting me move far far away (by that I mean like, Ottawa or London). My mom is a littler more like WTF are u gonna do with marine biology again? But w/e Imma do me, you just do you.
sussed my jersey shore reunion
Dean: I wanna be a marine biologist
Parents: I HAVE NO SON
thezombiebones asked: FUCKING LOOOOVEEEEEEEEE PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS OHMYGAAAAAHDDDDDDD
Yeah, I'm going to Hell.
And I’m not even sorry. LMAO GIGI- BIGG DREAMMS AHAH
squishting replied to your post: you know, if you weren’t sucha bitch, we coulda worked out together. Helped you lose a few kilos. PLEASE BRING IT BITCH! i hate her as Anyone who doesn’t think she’s a giant mutated cunt, hasn’t known her long enough. If a normal snake is just a snake, dis bitch an anaconda. Why she has friends IDK? I’ve never seen anyone more...
you know, if you weren't sucha bitch, we coulda...
And the next time you try to roast, remember that you wanted to swallow my semen at one point, you cannibal. Vegetarian my ass. And you and bffl tried to holla at me at the same time, with ur red Olympic gloves, GTFOutta here. its not even about your appearence, YOURE JUST A GROSS PERSON TO BE AROUND. YOU’RE A SNAKE AND A BIGGER (NO PUN INTENDED) SHIT TALKER THAN ME, SO DON’T ACT...
I heard that my favourite vegitarian was tryna...
So apparently, I heard that a certain someone found out about one of the posts that’s been circulating around here and she was trying to roast on her facebook. LOL DONT GET ME STARTED MOBY DICK. Honestly, PLZ start something, and get at me because I WILL WIN. That thing is a walking contradiction and honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever hated someone more in my whole life. ...
Insanity was LITERALLY INSANE TODAY. MY GOODNESS I...
isabeljsn replied to your photo: But then I was like: Profile picture, to be amongst the other odd pictures of yourself. LOL nah not this time. But it was too good, I had to share.
got my paper right, now we like white boy hair the...
She come with her drank and smoke of this good dank, then go back to my place, don`t ask, you already knooooooooooooowwww
ya, I`m gonna take that shit down in a few hours.
I`m not trying to catch a case right now. but, then again, I`m going to hell anyway so, I might as well enjoy life while I`m alive.
mrglencoco replied to your post: Someone edit that picture so it becomes an: OM NOM NOM meme LMFAOOO….U R A BITCH! lol SHE HAS TUMBLR!! LOL like i give a fuck, she`s a bitch. Someone send her the link. LOL (I lied, don`t)
Someone edit that picture so it becomes an: OM NOM...
ragingwhoremoans replied to your link: If you click this, you will be swallowed whole. LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL UR RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LMAO you already know how I hate that…thing. LMAO. I think Pinocchio is somewhere down in there, if you look hard enough.
isabeljsn-deactivated20110924-d asked: WAIT! I don't get it?!
I gotta find jewsss
Dean: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
squishting replied to your post: did you not know Halloween is the time to slue women/man out!? truuee you are the biggest male slue i can think of (compliment Deuce Bigalow, Filipino Gigolo
evilbastardchild asked: did you not know Halloween is the time to slue women/man out!?
@deanjosonexp. Chemistry pick-up lines go innnn.
mrglencoco: Would you be my Hydrogen……..To my Chlorine? If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
mrglencoco replied to your post: lol…i just attempted to write a song about MATH. I don’t need no quadratic form-mu-la, to figure out why I just had to noe-ya Preach bro. We’re not meant to be together tho, like you on da other side of an asymptote.
lol...i just attempted to write a song about MATH.
AW YEAH VOTING YEAH
I voted today. It was interesting. Can’t wait till Federal elections.
thezombiebones asked: was there a lot of headdresses??? I NEED TO GO ASAPPPP
musttt be missin’ an angel, MISSINN ONE ANGELLL CHILD, CUZ YOU’REE HERE WITHH ME RIGGGHTT NOOWW.
Finally changed my bed sheets.
Holy Jesus, they’ve been the same since summer and they’ve been needing to be changed. My mom’s gonna laundry my blanky tomorrow so everything is gonna be perfect after that. Thank Jesus, my bed is clean. And I flipped the mattress so now there isn’t a giant crease showing where my ass usually is.
I think the best way to look at the bible is too...
It shouldn’t matter if it’s true or not, cuz its full of a lot of interesting stories and regardless of your religion, everyone can respect a good story.