October 2010
Again.
Mr.Krabs: East.
Patrick: EAST??? I THOUGHT YOU SAID Wiist!
Mr. Krabs: You mean West Patrick? YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN.
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
almost forgot about that.
Oct 31st
I'm not even sure what happened last night.
I got zooked.
Oct 31st
Oct 29th
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jennisonfire replied to your chat: sussed my jersey shore reunion LOL forget about it, it’s your life. LOL i know right. But in all seriousness I was only kidding, my father is very supportive was even letting me move far far away (by that I mean like, Ottawa or London). My mom is a littler more like WTF are u gonna do with marine biology again? But w/e Imma do me, you just do you.
Oct 29th
sussed my jersey shore reunion
Dean: I wanna be a marine biologist
Parents: I HAVE NO SON
Oct 29th
thezombiebones asked: FUCKING LOOOOVEEEEEEEEE PORTOBELLO MUSHROOMS OHMYGAAAAAHDDDDDDD
Oct 29th
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Yeah, I'm going to Hell.
And I’m not even sorry. LMAO GIGI- BIGG DREAMMS AHAH
Oct 29th
squishting replied to your post: you know, if you weren’t sucha bitch, we coulda worked out together. Helped you lose a few kilos. PLEASE BRING IT BITCH! i hate her as Anyone who doesn’t think she’s a giant mutated cunt, hasn’t known her long enough. If a normal snake is just a snake, dis bitch an anaconda. Why she has friends IDK? I’ve never seen anyone more...
Oct 29th
you know, if you weren't sucha bitch, we coulda...
And the next time you try to roast, remember that you wanted to swallow my semen at one point, you cannibal. Vegetarian my ass. And you and bffl tried to holla at me at the same time, with ur red Olympic gloves, GTFOutta here. its not even about your appearence, YOURE JUST A GROSS PERSON TO BE AROUND. YOU’RE A SNAKE AND A BIGGER (NO PUN INTENDED) SHIT TALKER THAN ME, SO DON’T ACT...
Oct 28th
I heard that my favourite vegitarian was tryna...
So apparently, I heard that a certain someone found out about one of the posts that’s been circulating around here and she was trying to roast on her facebook. LOL DONT GET ME STARTED MOBY DICK. Honestly, PLZ start something, and get at me because I WILL WIN. That thing is a walking contradiction and honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever hated someone more in my whole life. ...
Oct 28th
Insanity was LITERALLY INSANE TODAY. MY GOODNESS I...
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
isabeljsn replied to your photo: But then I was like: Profile picture, to be amongst the other odd pictures of yourself. LOL nah not this time. But it was too good, I had to share.
Oct 28th
got my paper right, now we like white boy hair the...
She come with her drank and smoke of this good dank, then go back to my place, don`t ask, you already knooooooooooooowwww
Oct 28th
ya, I`m gonna take that shit down in a few hours.
I`m not trying to catch a case right now. but, then again, I`m going to hell anyway so, I might as well enjoy life while I`m alive.
Oct 28th
mrglencoco replied to your post: Someone edit that picture so it becomes an: OM NOM NOM meme LMFAOOO….U R A BITCH! lol SHE HAS TUMBLR!! LOL like i give a fuck, she`s a bitch. Someone send her the link. LOL (I lied, don`t)
Oct 28th
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Someone edit that picture so it becomes an: OM NOM...
Oct 28th
ragingwhoremoans replied to your link: If you click this, you will be swallowed whole. LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL UR RUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LMAO you already know how I hate that…thing. LMAO. I think Pinocchio is somewhere down in there, if you look hard enough.
Oct 28th
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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isabeljsn-deactivated20110924-d asked: WAIT! I don't get it?!
Oct 27th
I gotta find jewsss
Dean: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Chris: Beetle-JEWS???
Dean: BEAT-ALL-JEWS!
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
squishting replied to your post: did you not know Halloween is the time to slue women/man out!? truuee you are the biggest male slue i can think of (compliment Deuce Bigalow, Filipino Gigolo
Oct 26th
evilbastardchild asked: did you not know Halloween is the time to slue women/man out!?
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
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@deanjosonexp. Chemistry pick-up lines go innnn.
mrglencoco: Would you be my Hydrogen……..To my Chlorine? If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Oct 26th
mrglencoco replied to your post: lol…i just attempted to write a song about MATH. I don’t need no quadratic form-mu-la, to figure out why I just had to noe-ya Preach bro. We’re not meant to be together tho, like you on da other side of an asymptote.
Oct 26th
lol...i just attempted to write a song about MATH.
im fried.
Oct 25th
AW YEAH VOTING YEAH
I voted today. It was interesting. Can’t wait till Federal elections.
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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thezombiebones asked: was there a lot of headdresses??? I NEED TO GO ASAPPPP
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
HEEEAAAVAAAN
musttt be missin’ an angel, MISSINN ONE ANGELLL CHILD, CUZ YOU’REE HERE WITHH ME RIGGGHTT NOOWW.
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
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Finally changed my bed sheets.
Holy Jesus, they’ve been the same since summer and they’ve been needing to be changed. My mom’s gonna laundry my blanky tomorrow so everything is gonna be perfect after that. Thank Jesus, my bed is clean. And I flipped the mattress so now there isn’t a giant crease showing where my ass usually is.
Oct 24th
Oct 24th
Oct 24th
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I think the best way to look at the bible is too...
It shouldn’t matter if it’s true or not, cuz its full of a lot of interesting stories and regardless of your religion, everyone can respect a good story.
Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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